Issue Number 2659Your news and your views. All the news in one place. Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Kerry Ukraine should be free to align with Europe
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I JUST EMAILED THIS UKRANIAN REFUGEE TELLING HER (Pic)
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--SmellyBaboonFood222
I WOULD TAKE HER IN. SHE SHOULD BE HERE BY NEXT WEEK.
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 Clever chimps at Kansas City Zoo make brief break to freedom
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So Clever! (Pic)
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 --ShyBaboonHouse38
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I'm just saying. They left this one wide open for interpretation.
Reuters: Top News
China's Xi purging corrupt officials to put own men in place: sources    4/16/2014 5:07:00 PM    Discuss
GM to seek court protection against ignition lawsuits    4/16/2014 4:59:52 PM    Discuss
Weak U.S. prices, not inflation, the threat now: Fed's Yellen    4/16/2014 4:55:22 PM    Discuss
Separatists take armored vehicles, humiliating Ukraine forces    4/16/2014 4:46:13 PM    Discuss
Syrian opposition accuses Assad's forces of new poison gas attack    4/16/2014 3:43:32 PM    Discuss
Search resumes for hundreds missing in South Korean ferry disaster    4/16/2014 3:39:32 PM    Discuss
Mexican mobile phone operator sues IBM for $2.5 billion    4/16/2014 2:59:54 PM    Discuss
U.S. industry shows some vigor, but housing soft    4/16/2014 2:47:54 PM    Discuss
Reuters: World News
Ex-finance minister Vaz to face Nabiam in Guinea-Bissau presidential run-off    4/16/2014 5:29:36 PM    Discuss
Nigerian military says most of abducted schoolgirls freed    4/16/2014 5:19:52 PM    Discuss
Afghan women stand to be counted as West begins to disengage    4/16/2014 5:09:37 PM    Discuss
China's Xi purging corrupt officials to put own men in place: sources    4/16/2014 5:07:00 PM    Discuss
Separatists take armored vehicles, humiliating Ukraine forces    4/16/2014 4:46:13 PM    Discuss
Reuters: Politics
Wisconsin passes law to curb private custody transfers of children    4/16/2014 5:28:33 PM    Discuss
Obama, Biden visit Pennsylvania to promote job-training plan    4/16/2014 5:17:51 PM    Discuss
Former New York Mayor Bloomberg to spend $50 million on gun control    4/16/2014 2:12:00 PM    Discuss
Obama looks to salvage Asia 'pivot' as allies fret about China    4/16/2014 1:51:42 PM    Discuss
Obama's departing health chief mulls U.S. Senate run: report    4/16/2014 1:49:04 PM    Discuss
F-35 fighter jet to make first trans-Atlantic flight in July    4/16/2014 1:37:17 PM    Discuss
HUD's Donovan says U.S. Senate housing bill is best chance of reform    4/16/2014 12:56:50 PM    Discuss
Paul, Rubio lead potential Republican 2016 contenders in spending    4/16/2014 12:56:23 PM    Discuss
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Yellen signals rate hikes at least two years away    4/16/2014 4:00:00 PM    Discuss
Frustration in the ashes of Chile's massive fire    4/16/2014 3:47:00 PM    Discuss
"We have not done enough to assist Ukraine": Sen. John McCain    4/16/2014 2:39:00 PM    Discuss
Dramatic rescue operation of ferry passengers seen in aerial video off South Korea coast    4/16/2014 2:12:00 PM    Discuss
Rivals show force in eastern Ukraine before talks    4/16/2014 1:59:00 PM    Discuss
A show of support for Assad in Damascus    4/16/2014 1:20:00 PM    Discuss
Palestinian worshippers scuffle with Israeli police    4/16/2014 12:35:00 PM    Discuss
Tesco CEO defies pressure to quit    4/16/2014 12:31:00 PM    Discuss
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Oh baby: Scientists find protein that lets egg and sperm hook up    4/16/2014 3:36:23 PM    Discuss
U.S. agencies back DigitalGlobe bid to sell sharper images    4/15/2014 3:46:06 PM    Discuss
French parliament bans cultivation of GM maize    4/15/2014 2:55:10 PM    Discuss
Sky-watchers see 'blood moon' in total lunar eclipse    4/15/2014 8:35:43 AM    Discuss
SpaceX cargo run to space station reset for Friday    4/14/2014 4:28:53 PM    Discuss
U.S. sky-watchers ready for total lunar eclipse on Tuesday    4/14/2014 3:25:35 PM    Discuss
U.S. in prime position to see full lunar eclipse Tuesday    4/13/2014 3:33:36 PM    Discuss
'Million Orchid' project to revive native Florida flowers    4/12/2014 8:42:27 AM    Discuss
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Rapper Jay Z brings 'Made in America' music fest to Los Angeles    4/16/2014 4:56:20 PM    Discuss
Miley Cyrus cancels second concert after hospitalization    4/16/2014 2:33:24 PM    Discuss
AC/DC guitarist Malcolm Young takes leave due to illness    4/16/2014 2:18:00 PM    Discuss
A Minute With: John Oliver on channeling rage into comedy    4/16/2014 8:10:28 AM    Discuss
Miley Cyrus hospitalized for allergic reaction, cancels Kansas City show    4/15/2014 7:47:32 PM    Discuss
Paul Walker's brothers to fill in for late actor in 'Fast 7'    4/15/2014 6:34:50 PM    Discuss
Rapper Flavor Flav strikes plea deal in Las Vegas battery case    4/15/2014 4:33:22 PM    Discuss
U.S. wrestler The Ultimate Warrior died of heart disease: autopsy    4/15/2014 9:21:43 AM    Discuss
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Philadelphia using 'robo-calls' as weapon in war on illegal signs    4/16/2014 5:34:10 PM    Discuss
Every dog has his day in court, in New Jersey    4/16/2014 4:40:18 PM    Discuss
Georgia school evacuated after pranksters release pepper spray    4/16/2014 3:44:21 PM    Discuss
A gay artist will get his images on stamps in Finland    4/16/2014 1:00:05 PM    Discuss
North Korean embassy complains to UK after salon mocks leader's hair    4/16/2014 11:45:12 AM    Discuss
Teenager uses Facebook to save Romania's stray dogs    4/16/2014 7:52:54 AM    Discuss
US Airways investigating pornographic tweet sent to complaining customer    4/15/2014 10:48:47 AM    Discuss
Ohio man sentenced to wear 'BULLY' sign is jeered, taunted    4/14/2014 9:21:27 AM    Discuss
     
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 Queen Elizabeth went nuts over nibbles court told
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Batsh!t Crazy. (Pic)
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--SmallMonkeyMuggles926
HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Clever chimps at Kansas City Zoo make brief break to freedom
So Clever! (Pic)
Byline: ShyBaboonHouse38

Most Pakistani villagers abducted from hashish festival freed
DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE STILL HIPPIES IN PACKYSTAN
Byline: ImpotentSlothCar590

Abdullah leads in first official results from Afghan vote
AND NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
Byline: ImpotentSlothCar590

3 dead after suburban Kansas City shooting
DID THEY BURN THE JOO BODIES IN OVENS?
Byline: ImpotentSlothCar590

Sebelius Health care launch terribly flawed
THIS ADMINISTRATION IS TOTALLY FLAWED
Byline: ImpotentSlothCar590

At least 33 people killed in Mexican bus crash
I HOPE THEIR SACK LUNCH TACOS AND ENCHILADAS ARE OK
Byline: ImpotentSlothCar590

Chile 16 dead toll rising in Valparaiso fire
MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MIGHTY HOT CHILI
Byline: ImpotentSlothCar590

Obama s new health secretary nominee draws early Republican fire
WOMEN SHOULD STAY IN THE KITCHEN
Byline: ImpotentSlothCar590

Long lines form in Guinea Bissau poll aimed at turning page on coup
WHY IS THIS NEWS
Byline: ImpotentSlothCar590

Sebelius says she told Obama staying wasn t an option
CHICKEN SHIT BITCH COULNT TAKE THE HEAT
Byline: ImpotentSlothCar590
 

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